New national holiday to be declared?

Nov 19, 2008

2009 will be remembered in the annals of history if new pledges from Coldplay's Chris Martin are to be believed. For he has taken it upon himself to declare that he will be splitting up the band by the end of next year. However, he proved that every silver lining has a cloud by announcing that up until then, the band will be keeping themselves as busy as possible.

Talking to the gatekeeper of quality music that is The Daily Express, Martin said, "I'm 31 now and I don't think that bands should keep going past 33. So, we're trying to pack in as much as possible. Up until the end of next year, we'll just go for it in every sense. I don't believe in time off. We've still got most of our hair, we can still fit into our musical trousers and we've got to make the most of that".

Rumours are that all bands with members over 33 years old are set to split in tribute to Chris Martin. Or maybe they couldn't care less what a boring, self-important twat thinks. I forget.

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