The world has officially gone stark raving mental, and is no longer a place we want to live in. This isn't to do with trivial matters such as climate change, famine or the rise of far right nutters. These matter not a jot. But when Green Day become big enough to play Wembley Stadium, I feel an urge to hurl myself out of a window. In fact, if there was a Green Day fan outside my window right now, I'd jump on top of them. I'd probably die, but at least it may mean Green Day don't sell out Wembley Stadium. I was slightly weirded out when Muse played there, mildly perturbed by Foo Fighters selling it out, but this really takes the biscuit. Green f*cking Day? Who buys that nonsense? Are our soulless enormodromes no longer the preserve of ageing stadium rockers? Is nothing sacred? Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. Anyway, if any of those lovely folk connected with Green Day are reading this, please send us some free tickets to your lovely gig. So we can sell them. Or burn them, so as to guarantee they'll have the humiliation of a non-capacity crowd. Though, on reflection, we will probably sell them.

Green Day play:

Manchester Lancashire County Cricket Ground - June 16th 2010
London Wembley Stadium - June 19th 2010
Paris Parc Des Princes - June 26th 2010

There seems to be a suspicious length of time between each of those gigs. I swear, if they add extra dates 'due to phenomenal demand', I will phenomenally demand that I be allowed into Green Day's house so I can shoot them in the face for being such gits.