Jack White is a deeply unhappy man today. Picture the scene, Jack's sitting there enjoying the New Orleans Saints victory over the Indianapolis Colts, probably sipping on a tin of Pabst Blue Ribbon and taking in the 'spectacular' half time show by The Who, when the adverts kick in. There's an advert for M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender on the screen..."That looks rubbish" exclaims Jack. Next up is a trailer for Prince Of Persia to which Jack muses, "Jake Gyllenhaal looks weird with all those muscles", almost missing the next ad, an innocuous recruitment video for the Air Force Reserve. Suddenly, he springs to the remote control and turns up the volume, shouting "Chuffing hell, they've nicked me tune!"

It seems that those cheeky folks over at the Air Force Reserve have gone and re-recorded 'Fell In Love With A Girl' for their own nefarious means. They will of course claim that it's a complete coincidence. But they will of course be lying. You can make your own mind up here...There's a statement on there and everything...

We must make clear that the events depicted in the first paragraph are strictly a recreation and may not have happened. But they probably did.