Well, this is it for a week or so. As the majority of us are fucking off to spend a few days in a field, there will be no updates save for our 140 characters or less reviews on our Twitter page. So far we have seven followers. And some of them are actually us. We're taking over the world and no mistake.

Anyway, the weather forecast is once again looking ace. So why, therefore, are we more depressed than we were yesterday? Because Klaxons are a last minute addition to the bill. You might say that it's only one band, that they're easily avoidable, and that they're not even that bad. That's because you're a twat. I actually want to catch swine flu just so I can pass it on to them. A world without their unique blend of Britpop and car alarms would be one free of poverty, knife crime, and most importantly Klaxons. Oh yeah, and N.E.R.D. are another last minute addition, which won't be quite as rubbish. See you in early July..